A cyborg, an heiress, and their alien boyfriend are about to have the holiday adventure of a lifetime.
When I was abducted by aliens ten years ago, I never expected to come home to Earth. And I definitely didn't expect to return with my girlfriend and our tentacled mer-prince boyfriend in tow.
But 'tis the season, and I can't resist Fiona when she asks to go home to see her family. What I don't realize is that she has plans to take us on a winter roadtrip. For Nereus, it's an adventure: to see all the sights on Earth and learn about our species.
But for me, it's a little harder.
Because Fiona wants to meet my family too. And I don't know what they'll think of the cybernetic monster I've become.